This still isn't as bad as the fine as Cheech and Chong got for trying to woo Basketball Jones.

Thank god that wasn't a Diamondbacks pitcher or else McCutchen would die tomorrow.

Sports fans don't need to be rationally pissed.

I'd say the 2 and 5 were switched.

This tweet got me blocked by David Price, but then he unblocked me and accepted me for the troll that I am.

This video is relevant to this "tradition".

Guy anchor clearly believes that Spider-man provoked that attack.

Clearly an unfortunate mistake, but I do think we need to talk about how sometimes, and obviously I'm against violence against spiders in any fashion, and quite frankly I would most definitely be right there to correct this individual. But too often, heretofore, we don't look at the possible provocation on the part of…

I'd be sad, too. History, recent or otherwise, hasn't shown Washington to be very hospitable to Indians.

Q: Why did he leave the game early?

"Oh, she wasn't just pretending"

Bird: Don't get too close guys. I heard you can die from contact.

These pigeons are disrespecting the game. They clearly aren't familiar with the Cardinal Way.

Reporter: Mr. Els, do you have any response to Tom Ley of Deadspin, who offered the following advice to you after your disastrous three-putt: "Next time, try to take things slowly and do less putts."

If this is the honest version then why is Michael Jordan tipping?

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If you're looking for dirt on Johnny Manziel, I'm pretty sure the Browns offensive line will help you out.

It's no surprise to hear that Warren Sapp doesn't tip.

We were just talking about this as a staff while trying to decide if baseball coaches are The Worst. I think they kind of are, because there's really no sense in raging on your team like this because baseball doesn't really give a team anywhere for all that animosity to be channelled. Like, in football you can scream…

The game in 1982 remains the first and only time that Germans have turned anything into a joke.