"This man was arrested for being black at a country music concert."

more like Classless President, amirite?

Someone in the blackhawks organization needs to puta stop to this kind of thing.

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

that's the thing. Even if the umpire blew the call, there is no reason for coaches and parents to go nuts. this is not life and death. They are teaching children. One lesson is to play through bad calls.

Man, those Brazilians are nuts.

You've Been Taking Pepper Balls To The Chest, When You Should Be Eating Them, by Albert Burneko

The NL Central: Where the mascots show their dicks.

They do have a spot for him tho on the 40-man's best friend roster.

I question this decision. I don't know if Hank will be the best locker room influence. I mean, he's been doggin' it all spring training.

What genes! I used Davin Brooks as my car insurance agent, and he mishandled my claim so badly I won millions in malpractice!

Excellent perspective.

I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

I'd get her on her back so fast, she'll never know what happened!

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

That is nuts.

I was at the Tournament Player's Championship in 2003, I think it was. I had been over served and was sitting drunkenly on the grass hill overlooking the island green on #17. Tom Lehman's group came to the tee. I had alway had a strong anti-Lehman bias because of he was one of the pioneers of the PGA "God Squad." …

Looks to me like he was chasing one of Sochi's waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're use to.

Strange. He usually enters the offensive zone with ease.