...not all man holes are always covered

What is this...a hotel for ANTS!?

No need to be so Hostel, Sochi

And there's your hidden camera.

I thought Power Hour was a shot of beer every minute for 60 minutes.

Now I'm just wondering who took this picture.

HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!

You can't really blame Amare- where there's tits and drinks, there's usually JR Smith.

"I'm going to take my talents to Normandy Beach." — LeBron James, time traveler

Is that the only fucking shirt she owns?

Actually, he will be written off because no one has heard of him. Someone posted he had 10 country top ten songs, but I'm not really sure what country.

"Whew!"
-Mark Emmert

In fact, the agreement called for us to make a sizable donation to a non-profit that helps wounded veterans readjust to civilian life.

What do you mean?

Are you saying that we have a tale of two Cities here?

"Where are his party favors?"

What a bunch of douchebaguettes,

Huh, Frenchmen usually aren't hung like that.

ATTENTION DEADSPIN REGULARS: You're not much funnier than this guy. Sorry.

Next years costume...