That punch at the very end made me laugh explosively.

well youre still an asshole for tryign to justify murdering one of these magnificent animals. You go to hell, phuckwad

Isn't taking a shit in the street in Cleveland considered urban renewal, or a beautification project?

Pokemon has never had the same map between games. Ever. The closest we got was Gold/Silver allowing you to revisit Kanto but even then the map had been tweaked at parts.

You sound like my 13 year old nieces.

Since Lena Headey is happy and smiling my immediate response is to be fearful of what is going to happen to that Muppet next. I also love when random celebrities that children have no business of knowing show up on Sesame Street except to amuse adults.

Smart cause he when upper cut and not haymaker

"How far did Rocky run in the Rocky II training montage?"

Skip's definition of date night is not the same as everyone else's.

Damnit I can't believe I missed this contest.

Oh yes...the colors you'll make when you down a tray of jello shots 3/4 of the way through a July 4th cookout. Contrary to the marketing, there is NOT always room for jello.

It's happened to me a few times. Doc explained it to me. When you get sick to your stomach, your blood pressure rises and then your diaphragm raises it even more as your stomach muscles clench to evacuate the contents. All that pressure can pop blood vessels in your head and neck, and if they care really close to the…

He did a good job of Demonstrating Value, Neglecting Emotionally and Nurturing Dependence, and is off-the-chart on Inspiring Hope. But when you fail to Engage Physically, it ruins Separating Entirely.

THIS IS PERFECT.

Any chance Adidas is paying Griffin's fines?

That's one Dirty Sanchez. Not even Lava can take that shit off.

Call me old-fashioned, but I like to think that God hates everybody.