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    The PT Cruiser inspires such hatred amongst so many people but it has the some of the most dedicated owners out there. Which I don’t understand because it’s shit.

    Hillman.

    Watching that fat bastard S Class heave from one corner to another was far more interesting than a dazzle camo douche receptacle going predictably fast.

    All of this Pokemon nonsense seems to have passed me by completely. Much like the correct spelling of comrade seems to have passed you by good sir.

    Presents Top Gear, can’t spell Ariel. Good riddance.

    I think we can all agree that the whole sideways car thing is getting a bit boring, however Harris is a genuine car guy and that makes him great to watch, plus you know it’s him doing the sideways smoky stuff as opposed to Mauro Calo in the same colour shirt as Clarkson.

    Chris Evans leaving.

    Because their emissions claims are full of shit too.

    The next step is to eliminate that walking pustule Eddie Jordan and the things will be almost perfect.

    Good riddance, you usleless talent-vacuum. I hope next season improves dramatically and will feature Chris Harris powersliding a Pagani wearing the freshly flayed pelt of Alissa Walker.

    Why swim naked in the Ganges with your mouth open, when you can record a walkaround of a biohazard Craigslist car?

    Obnoxious? This lot? Look at what the English and Russians are doing. I think the Irish are by far the best of the lot.

    Drifting being called racing? How quaint!

    No, diesels are shit.

    Utterly and completely devastating end to their race. I for one am a huge Porsche fan, but Toyota had monstered that race and deserved to win. I was dumbfounded when the Toyota stumbled across the line and then stopped. As for the turbo failure, I’m not entirely sure that’s the root cause, turbo failures tend to be

    Other cars aren’t Ferraris. Everyone knows Ferrari is the root of all evil, or at least if you believe the internet.

    Kudos to Mattzel for the Murray Walker reference.

    Sanctimonious holier-than-thou penis versus knuckle-dragging fascist. Would make for a great video game.

    I don’t, he’s a massive cock.

    The sooner Evans is sealed inside a sarcophagus filled with boiling vomit and fired to the sun, the sooner TG can go back to being a great show.