1962 is the year the original Scrambler was launched.

Oh and did you seriously just refer to it as a PARALLEL twin???

Why the hell should I spend all this money on a cheaper version with crappier components and less power? It’s not because it’s learner-friendly, the 800 is hardly a MotoGP.

You could buy a decent used car with few miles on it for $13,000-$14,000, or you get a brand new car with a full warranty and most likely a better financing rate for the same money.

Lots of Mustang owners are morons, their cars are powerful and cheap to purchase. ‘Twas always thus. What’s the difference? Today everyone has a camera phone to record idiots. The owners as well as being idiots are narcissistic douchebags who go to stupid car shows to show off. The internet likes to make fun of people…

The Dodge Dart was hailed as the second coming of Jesus when Marchionnelopnik was in full tumescence. Oh the fickle winds of journalistic pandering!

I think one and all on Jalopnik will have sneakily placed the foot to the floor for a fleeting moment, but 171MPH on a public road is just insane. I don’t know how many football fields per second that is (I live with the metric system, I’m foreign, I don’t like sports) but I think I would be safe in assuming that that…

“Runs tank over shit car, records it for the youtubes.”

Show me someone who says racing is cheap and I’ll show you someone lying to their spouse.

Showy McShowface.

I think it really speaks volumes about the passion he had for cars that he considered a Mine’s car so special.

This is what makes US-based motorsport that much better than the stuff we get in Europe, the drivers are so open and approachable. I went to see a Friday Indycar practise in Houston and bumped in to Dario Franchitti in the paddock and he couldn’t have been nicer.

Damn the internet for only being able to star this once.

You’re on thin ice when you’re quoting Mostly Complete Nonsense as your source.

Thank you for your trust, I shall do my best.

Shouldn’t have gone to court in the first place.

Fucking lawyers.

Unless that Fusion was packing some sort of gas turbine as a propulsion system this could have ended much quicker by choosing one of the dozen of intersections seen in the video and turning the throttle all the way.

Mustang owners.

I expect this sort of thing in the comments, but the authors? Oh dear, maybe only Saint Elon of Muskness unites you all in tumescent adoration.