People seem to enjoy his annoying pontificating. I cannot understand why.

Ex Soviet-bloc stuff, upgraded by Saab. Sounds like a porn movie for Orloschinsky.

Now we’re getting philosophical. I can’t be bothered, it’s shit.

Stupid piggy little heahdlights.

A brilliant idea. Are chains not covered in lube?

Bollocks to art, it’s a motorcycle, a fucking stupid one at that.

Brakes are overrated.

New Top Gear can’t come up with anything orignal so they’re just re-hashing old shit.

Nonsense. They will. Last NA M5. The whole automatic prejudice is only a thing on these pages.

The new Tipo has been out over here in Italy for a few months now. It’s shit.

A quarter of a million pounds for a car which can’t compete at a world level because it’s got the wrong engine? A car which has spent more than its fair share of its time backwards in ditches (if any of the n million ‘Ken Block Fail’ youtube vids are to be believed)? Yeah, CP.

RHD, nobody outside the UK will give a shit. This car must be torture to drive, look at where the throttle pedal is in relation to the seat base.

Alfa Romeo coming into Nascar was mooted in Italy back in the early 2000s, but it really doesn’t fit with the heritage of the brand.

The herd will be thinned. After a few episodes people will start appearing less and less. It happend the last time TG was relaunched, it will happen again. Unfortunately the biggest fly in the ointment, that gurning fuckmook talent vacuum ginger-headed twatface Evans appears to have top billing, so we won’t be rid of…

Stunning. Utterly utterly stunning.

How cute! The little internet man who gets tumescent over every single fucking iteration of the vw beetle ever produced claims a modern Ferrari is shit. Delightful!

He knows his way around a car, he likes bikes, he’s capable of delivering lines to camera with a certain degree of skill. To me this is good news, especially considering that the lion’s share of the show will be taken up by that talentless humour vacuum Evans.

John McGuinness made his debut on thr Isle of Man in 1996. He has won 23 TT RACES, not 23 YEARS.

Came here expecting the usual drivel about it needing an air-cooled flat four, am leaving pleasantly surprised.

That thing has about fourteen piebald ponies on a good day. I wonder what an ad penned by him for something powerful would read like.