So the car being there doesn't really mean anything. It's just some show candy. I went to a show put on by GE last year and they had a Catherham F1 car there, did it signify some weird GE-Catherham-F1 tie-up? Nope, it just looked purdy under them big lights and GE sponsors Catherham.

Isn't one of Apple's head geeks on the Ferrari board?

Looks stupid, doesn't matter because it's a pixelated masturbation excersise. The only thing I hope is that it creates another bug like the Mercedes one so I can have loads of credits.

I'm assuming the rock thrower has a salt and pepper beard, drives a Prius and is desperately concerned about the plight of vegan polar bears.

And yet it's still a Hyundai.

It was suicide. The car was fitted with clear light lenses. The McLaren F1 does not deserve to look like it was covered in Krazy Glue and reversed through the Hackensack Pep Boys.

It's stupid, gormless face. This has been designed by someone who clearly gives the square root of fuck all about automobiles. It is the beginning of the end I tells thee!

Unfortunately yes...

Dragon's Den started in the UK in 2005. Four years before Shark Tank.

An extremely fast and dangerous road.

Oh no!!! Portrait orientation! The Jalopnik commentiariat will no doubt shit a kitten!

Yeah...

This isn't a new thing, in F1 Mika Hakkinen's wife got more air time than her husband. It's one of the reasons I'm greatful for the Sky F1 coverage we get in Italy, you can choose what you want to watch, the broadcast, the FOM/FIA/FOTA/whateverthebloodyhellitscalled feed, on board cameras, pit lane camera, track map,…

Oh just fuck off with those rear lights. How obnoxiously twee.

Which design awards are those?

Lancia needs to die. The brand makes no sense. The Ypsilon is a fine little car, but it needs to exist as an Autobianchi (the long-defunct slightly upmarket Fiat brand).

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on 'epic handling.' I'll take my original Mini any day of the week.

Drove plenty, from basic to Sporting, all terrible.

I meant to type gazillions but I can't edit my post with this useless iphone.