The Cinquecento had the square root of fuck all space, was only three doors and had the crash integrity of week old cheesecake. They sold gaziliona because it cost less than breathing and in Italy and old shit with a Fiat badge sells.

Yet another reason why Fiat is doomed to fail and shouldn't be allowed to exist. Drive around any city in southern europe and the roads are lousy with first gen Matizes. Whoever turned this down at Fiat needs their scrotum turned inside-out.

A bit like advertisements for fucking electric skateboards or some other tripe on a car website right?

There are escort vehicles for the actual competitors, but as you can imagine, an event which takes place over two days and 1000 miles with hundreds of participants gets quite strung out up and down the country, so the escorts aren't always where they need to be.

It is, but that doesn't stop hundreds of mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging cocksockets with more money than sense turning up in their MercedesFerrariPorscheWhatever and behaving like complete oxygen thieves.

I go every year, the route generally passes less five minutes from where I keep my cars. It's really quite special, despite the abundance of fuckmooks with no regard for other road users and their own existence. This year was the first year I took it upon myself to actually watch the event and not take pictures and…

He drove past where I was watching and waved to us with both arms flailing wildly out of the cockpit, it took me a while to realise that he was in fact DRIVING the car... Legend.

Oh Kenneth, it's just so much easier when there's snappy video editing and no one else out there with you isn't it?

I think you'll find the BMW had little to do with the accident. I was watching the MM on Saturday and these people drive like dicks on what are open roads. They're encouraged to do so by the umpteen police motorcycles escorting them, however they seem to conveniently forget that the roads are OPEN at the time of their…

Rumours that Mary Barra was overheard talking shit about Honda ignition switches are yet to be confirmed.

I feel bad for the poor guy/girl in the Mercedes SUV who will no doubt have to live with being part of this through what appears to be no fault of their own.

They recently announced a special Jalopnik car is in development. It's called the DieselmanualE30wagontopgearcliché...

Still wrong wheel drive...

I quite like the sport button on my car. It loosens the traction control up a little bit and makes you a bit more of a hero. I don't think it does anything to any other parameters to be honest...

2) The original, TG:UK is probably the worst of the worst. You are all old. You ran out of jokes five years ago. You are embarrassing at this point, please know when to stop (it was a while ago) and move on with your lives.

Hiro Matsushita's video has the music from Delta Force. This pleases me.

Still plenty of life left in that.

I hate to be that annoying guy, but that's trials, not motocross...

Are you talking about Ferrari or Red bull?

Andrea Moda. The end.