Jerry Seinfeld, not funny, profoundly irritating but a man after my own heart with all those Porsches.

The Stelvio isn't terrifying, just crap.

Yes please, in black. Purely because who doesn't want a 500+bhp Volvo with a name which sounds like a highly skilled stripper?

Yes, every day of the week.

Front 3/4 view is giving me a New Beetle vibe and that is not a compliment.

Nope.

'Twas a sarcastic comment. Obviously I doff my cap in Ferrari's direction for the effort.

This is actually Ferrari being arrogant and insensitive, just like they did in India. What they're really doing by auctioning this car is saying that the post-Sandy cleanup isn't good enough, right?

Yup, they sure are acting like dicks. Unlike representatives of the US outside their home nation ever do.

I just watched that video a dozen times. That music is a thing of wonder.

Don't drive like a tool.

This should be cool. This should be impressive. This should be fun. But seriously, all of these Monster Energy By Ford Look At My Tyre Smoke Around Staged Circuits With Lots Of Slo Mo Shots to Pad The Length are just getting a bit boring. Oh and he took a 2013 Mustang off the assembly line? Where's the hydraulic…

"It's something like a souped-up Datsun 510" Seriously?

It is without a shadow of doubt the best car I own. Capable of long journeys in muted, hypersonic luxury (mine's been de-limited at AMG, allegedly *cough*). The feeling of solidity you get inside is amazing and several thousand light years removed from the feeling of poverty I get in my brother's B-class. Driving down…

Honourable mention for Ford Moondust Silver, just hideous.

No.

I'll take this over one of those RWB monstrosities any day of the week. At least it's got a sense of humour and isn't posing as something it isn't...

Rest in Peace Dr. Watkins.

Having had the dubious honour of being the custodian of a friend's 308 GT4 for a couple of weeks I claim crack pipe, and I would continue to claim crack pipe even if the car was given to me for free. Never have I ever driven such an appalling pile of tripe. A contemporary 308 is several light years better to drive,…

Yeah, stunning...