How is a Dragster tiny? They're about as long as winter with no sex!

More vulgar than Mohammed Al Fayed dating Paris Hilton. CP

No Jean-Marie Balestre? Nigel Stepney?

Anywhere is better than a sodding racetrack. It boils my piss when perfectly normal cars are 'honed at the Nurburgring.' I've bought the bastard thing for space in the back, a quick squirt from the lights and occasional cornering which doesn't result in catastrophic understeer, is a bloody racetrack necessary for all…

A few years ago Autocar's Chris Harris ran an article on a French guy who used to run a towing business who had hundreds of fantastic cars festering in his back yard. I cannot for the life of me find any trace of it online, however it was awesome. The guy had two Miuras in his yard, one of which had a small tree…

Yep. Turning the steering wheel in different directions can really mess you up...

Italy no longer uses provincial plates. Those are the new Italian plates which started as AA000AA and went on from there. The province would be in the blue rectangle on the right hand side of the plate underneath the yellow circle which contains the year of registration. And may Nibbles be damned to the fiery pit of…

Whatever that singing nutsack Justin Bieber happens to be pedalling.

If your scrotum does not contract when seeing this, then you are not human (or you're a girl, same difference)...

This is pretty impressive too...

Pipa per il crack...

LSD

Polishing a Juke still leaves it a Juke...

Congratulations on a very well thought out bit of sense, if my E30 could do the 'slow clap' thing it would, in the meantime it will just look at you with adoring eyes...

Because cyclists get on my tits...

At this precise moment in the video you can hear the rider's balls contracting...

I'm worried about this car. The anticipation is just too much.

Anything that is the result of making love Evoque is going to end up looking silly. Who would want to bed a chintzy, over designed, 'lifestyle-focused' tart's handbag like an Evoque.

And the back...

All of these garages contain vast quantities of awesome. But I still love mine...