Are we sure these are all the 'cool' kids? Or are we in actual fact talking about all the 'hip' kids who saw a movie and thought 'oooh, that's obscure enough for me to get a tattoo about it and then smugly chortle at my hipness when people ask what it is.'? Could it in fact be the case that quite a lot of these people…

I think Lapo is the worst kind of arse on the face of the planet. However the Jeep he's driving has just been launched and pictures of it are splattered across all of Italy's papers and websites, free of charge, so he ain't that dumb...

"Visual Premiumness"

What in the name of hell is this bollocks? Couple of things are wrong with what I'm seeing here.

No.

What a horrible thing. I've always had a penchant for the W8 passats, understated performance in a package you can chuck an IKEA closet in the back of. But this is just rancid. Leave it standard, remove the W8 badging and scare people.

Sideways.

Camaros are actually very intelligent automobiles. Rather than continue to be subjected to some idiot who can't strike a decent balance between catastrophic understeer and decent oversteer, the car decided to damage itself to end this farce.

Welcome to Ken Block Gymkhana 4, we've had to make the engine noises super loud because otherwise you would only hear the sound of Sebastien Loeb, Petter Solberg, Mikko Hirvonen et. al. giggling...

John Surtees is your man.

My vote...

Not sure how this compares to other examples of the same breed. However it has an endearing weirdness about it that I find absolutely charming. I hate so say it but the DB7 and all those that followed are great but far too similar in the looks department. This is an immediately recognizable, hairy-chested, hand built…

Proper as in based on an antique Jag and with an engine formed from a head-on collision between two Ford Mondeos?

I was about to launch into a really long tirade, laced with hyperbole, dripping in witty puns and positively overflowing with a general sense of indignation. However I cannot currently be bothered and will therefore limit myself to two letters.

Ford Dark Micastone.

Ultimate automotive troll.

World's longest scooter. That ain't no motorcycle.

They are amazing cars. However the check engine light makes me scream crack pipe straight away. It *could* be an O2 sensor or it *could* be something catastrophic which could end up costing you as much as the entire car. Oh and V12s, whatever car they are slotted in, are an absolute bastard to service. You have all…

The event may have well been awesome but that video really wasn't...