That guy is seriously good! Seems a bit different to the morose, knuckle-dragging gorillas we've got as construction workers on our transport system...

Did I just see a small child with a mullet?

Crack pipe. Crap car. Plus that spoiler needs killing with fire. Oh and the Euro version was called Montecarlo, one word...

That roof looks like it could need a fair bit of work to set up (or it could be very easy). Period Antera wheels are a nice touch though! I'd say nice price, but I'd want to take a real good look at everything first...

Mine...

Dear drifters of the world,

E30 M3 and W124 500E

That place is stunning! I was given a tour of Corse Clienti a year and a half ago after doing the 'standard' factory tour. You basically walk into a hangar and all you see is red formula one cars, literally dozens and dozens of them! When I went in a couple of ex-Villeneuve and Lauda cars were sat in a corner while in…

What is Lapo Elkann driving these days?

Truly spectacular!

LIKE

Low-volume manufacturer?

I'm going to agree with most of them but unfortunately I still can't get over the hype the Stelvio gets. When Top Gear declared it the best road in the world I was genuinely surprised. I've done it twice by motorcycle and it is nothing but a succession of hairpins and short (squirt up to second gear) straights. It's…

You're not wrong! Uglier than a ginger-haired firstborn.

It must be an Italian thing. Local jeans company Roy Rogers actually commissioned a series of cars based on the Opel GT (or Pontiac Solstice). The interior features denim-like leather and the roof is denim...

Ejector seat? You're joking?

Maranello (but not with a lunch stop at Cavallino, 'cos its crap, Montana is a billion times better).

Darius Khashabi is a legend in freestyle motorcycling, this makes him even more so!

It even has gills!

Crack pipe. Any day of the week.