With these leaks coming out, escalating craziness from the White House, and Trump’s depressed toddler tantrums getting more frequent/intense, I truly believe in a month he’s just going to resort to tweeting “I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!”

Pimping is good business. Every business has agents and managers, why not sex work? There are a few pimps and madams that serve willing, even eager sex workers for a fair percentage. An actual few, like, maybe two to five per state or province.

i’m gonna go out on a limb here and say this recap was 10,000x better than the actual show.

“Only if the cats do not have any anti-capitalist leanings, Dave”

Oh sure, NOW the republicans believe in science

He’s kinda like a sports John Mayer to me but to each their own

I would rather we just get rid of the bull, too, and stop trying to lionize the cult of economic growth in lieu of economic happiness.

Prepared and served by women, I’m sure.

TIL Human Traffickers could be considered migrant assistance in the 45th administration.

I wake up in the morning worrying that the President will get us into a war I will have to fight in, or that the factory my dad works in will be closed, or that my mom wont have health insurance to help pay for her meds, or that my siblings won’t be able to afford their student loans. This guy worries about how he…

I don’t get why.

Trump reading words aloud from a teleprompter that someone wrote for him to read was a momentous event? He’s pulled this “we all need to work together” nonsense before, and he always pulls a reversal shortly after. Other than running a con, he has no other talents, but he’s probably one of the best con men alive…

“Overrated Jeff Bezos and the failing FAKE NEWS!!! Washington Post can’t even get their drones to deliver me cheap Chinese extra long ties within 2 business days!”

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

“We never covered this in class.”

Honestly, who the fuck cares who gets credit for a program that betters other people’s lives? They want to start calling it Romneycare again? Fucking good, maybe they will do something the fix the problems that do exist in the system.

“Man who has never done his homework discovers he doesn’t know any answers on the test”

Goodness, both fucking Affleck’s with oscars. To be a mediocre white man in America really is something after all. Fuck the oscars for fucking giving best picture to La La Land.

Yea. And don’t forget about the lizard people’s ability to read minds. Where’s the tape to protect us from that?

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