“I loved the Bush White House. We had a great relationship!”

I’ve never been this emotional over a president leaving. And I’m not even American! I don’t know if it’s because it’s OBAMA or because of the vileness that’s following him.

I’ve taken Friday off as well. Probably gonna have a hot bath and smoke a blunt as democracy collapses around us.

I know, right? I bet this is TOTALLY just want she wanted. Those sluts just want to be famous and accusing people of sexual abuse always helps with fame.

If God had wanted them to live He would have put them someplace we couldn’t make any money exploiting.

Histrionic personality disorder.

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i always assumed its so has the privacy to furiously masterbate every time he sees himself on the tee vee.

Don’t be silly.

I wish we could have them forever, but I am deeply grateful that we had them for 8 years.

Bingo. I keep hearing certain liberals telling me I need to engage with Trump voters. Bullshit. They’re my same racist relatives who spent 8 years slagging on President Obama. They’re not concerned with coal mining jobs. They want revenge for 8 years of having a black man as President. Trump supporters are racists.…

America spends most of it’s time eating the ass of Trump voters and have for some time. Just look at our election cycle, it begins in Iowa and New Hampshire (the Iowa of the NE)... White flyover state voters have a higher median income than “liberal enclave voters” and nearly every cable channel is devoted to the…

I like this perspective. Now that trump has been elected, white people are ON ME to engage with racists and teach them a better, more loving way. As if I haven’t been trying this my whole life. White people, the responsibility to pick up your own house is YOURS.

They are all over-arching their lower back and serving their butts like cats about to be mounted. That’s “#mammalian lordosis” not “#bootyfordays.”

Never stop never stopping.

OMG EVERYONE IN THIS PICTURE THO... <3

I work at a very diverse, progressive place. After the election one of our few white dudes said, “This is awful! I’m a white man. Everyone is going to think I’m the enemy now.” The entire room was like:

I have it on good authority from someone who used to work for him that he does NOT know how to or choose to use a computer really at all.

I ran the SSL Labs test against the site, Fails with a capital “F”

He strikes me as the kind of guy who has his secretary print out all his emails, then dictates the replies for her to transcribe.