I also attempted that haircut but did not look like Meg Ryan. I looked like Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

You forget, only minorities can be racist, by calling them racist

Guys Lindsay always pushes people, that’s what she does, she’s a pusher.

Her talents as a writer are the ones that brought me the greatest comfort and joy, though I loved seeing her in Force Awakens as General Leia, looking so beautiful and confident.

No. Really. We have no idea why our attorney would sign these formation documents under penalties of perjury. He didn’t mean it. He thought that it would be a cool prank.

Grift and Graft the Kleptocrat brothers.

It was just an initial concept anyway. Those thousands of glossy brochures they had printed up and distributed were just drafts. Having lawyers form this organization with Trump children on the board? Just brainstorming. Calm down.

It’s 2016. Beaver hasn’t had fur in years.

So many pussy jokes so little time.

Ehh, I suppose it’s her prerogative. She can do what she wants to do.

2016 made Godwin’s law irrelevant.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

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Make a 25 minute long youtube video walking around your yard about it.

look how can we blame the campaign when there haven’t been any contemporary examples of extraordinarily run campaigns that leaned heavily on ground game, grassroots tactics

And don’t forget that Mango Mussolini is now Time’s person of the year.

He might just be testing the waters of nationwide tolerance for this sort of thing.

One of the worst things about treatment resistant depression is the insistence that “you just have to find the right med cocktail!” when you’re taking more pills than your 90-year-old grandmother, have side effects that make you even more depressed and that no doctor gives a shit about, your own therapist says she…

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