Is Umar gonna go be the school psychologist for the Jabari? He’d be killed for trying to teach them Mandarin but it would be fun entertainment.

If only the sketch of the Mobile, AL leprechaun were as fruitful...

Bwahaha. BIIIIIIIITCH. Somebody better come get this ashy Medusa. Oh that’s right, she probably has no friends left. She stays committed to one thing: Herself - sooo dedicated to famewhoring and will ride whatever train it takes. Morals and ethics are clearly for the little people. Let us know when her Mueller…

Tamster! Never forget cocaine chicken!

This comment let me know she wasn’t playing:

That was fast. Was she at home next to the phone like “I bet this is the Brando call.”

Lawd, that interview was wilder than cocaine fried chicken! Had to cackle at:

Cocaine is a Hell of a drug.

Old folks. No seriously, old folks have no filters. None. lol

I just realized that Kanye will maybe make it to 85 one day. I’m afraid of what he says now.

You just support all my bad habits and that’s why I love thee.

shank niggas with a chicken bone......

I never ask people to take me out for dinner or do a big celebration for me when it’s my birthday or anything of that sort. I don’t like putting unnecessary burdens on folks when I can do it myself.

Someone from the CBC yelling “Liar!” would have done the trick for me.

It was so easy to not watch the NFL this season. When an organization makes it clear that they have no concern whatsoever for our collective lives, not supporting it or being interested in it becomes pretty easy.

What exactly is this technology of which he’s speaking?

“...But don’t you dare think you’ll ever catch Jones cavorting with his fellow elderly woman.”

Someone call Rashida and Khadija and tell them to go get they daddy.

Should he have added “Black” to the list or does that just go without saying?