And don’t be calling people Miss Piggy when that could be thrown back at you. Also, bitch, you WISH you were Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy is a BOSS.

Ahahaha straight up, because she wasn’t gonna do a damn thing.

Accurate representation of said scenario

When will the stupid learn not to come for those of us who actually engage our brains before we speak? Lynn is somewhere sweeping up those edges and picking her face up from the floor. #whatwigcompanydoyouworkfor *DEAD*

Before you attempt to drag someone, make sure the Google image search isn’t pages and pages of blond crunchy weaves and thirsty wigs that have no discernible faux part.

I didn’t know who Lynne Patton was before yesterday. After April Ryan finished with her, I now know her as “HUDTHOT”. You know you ain’t ish within the Black Conservative camp when Armstrong Williams is apologizing for your bullshit.  

Yep. Hiya, Sig. :-)

Angela Rye is Michael Eric Dyson with better looks and can speak using words we all can understand.

Mr person whose-opinion-you-respect-highly needs to STFU or be more candid and admit envy/annoyance over her expanding platform. Her expressing the culture does not mean she’s full of hot air: Whenever I’ve heard her talk, it’s always from informed perspective and with receipts. She also never claims to know it all…

Yeah, Van tries to please all sides on occasion.

The “woke” backlash is real. I don’t know what the alternative to being woke is though. And, how anyone can claim Angela doesn’t know anything is beyond me and borders on the ridiculous. But, you know how it is in the age of social media, errybody wants to have an opinion about errybody. And I think people have…

This list is questionable.

Me after she took him to church:

I am of partial immigrant extraction, and, more importantly, I strongly resemble my immigrant grandfather. Combine that with working in a STEM field, and occasionally I get remarks about where I’m really from. The second I mention my dad’s family’s extraction, my very real American roots get thrown aside for the…

I’m literally holding back tears. Tears for myself and tears for us, as a people. This takes me back to when I gave birth to my child. They attempted an epidural on me THREE times and it just would.not.go. The doctor must’ve REALLY wanted to demonstrate an epidural to his student that night because he was about to…

Number 10 for the win. Took me a while but I got it.

“Needlessly abbreviate words.”

He kinda looks like he’s reading some sort of directions and is about to yell “HEY BABY..COME ON OVER HERE AND ORDER THIS NETFLIX FOR ME..I DUNNO WHAT THIS IS.”

Denzel looks like he’s about to order a drink with Hennessey in it but suddenly remembered his doctor told him to slow down on that brown, and now he has to find a suitable replacement, which isn’t going to be suitable, like an Arnold Palmer or Shirley Temple.

Those Roman J. Esq glasses he’s rocking add to the Uncle status. He could have taken a tip from Oprah; her glasses were the female Malcolm power joints