Skeletanne looks like she belongs there.

It seems unfair to a trap house resident to compare them to Sarah Huckabee Sanders. And to white women. And to women named Sarah. And to carbon based life forms.

Just another day in public housing. Why do people revere the president again? Seriously. Ain’t like the mice and roach problem wasn’t around for Obama, either Bush, the Clintons, Reagan, even Carter. This imperial presidency crap has to cease, and it’s the one thing I’m grateful for from the Trump Administration.

Laughs. Men with big dicks choose to be lazy fucks because no woman could ever lie on them saying his dick was small. Those with average and below average dick usually has to overcompensate by being sexy thoughtful and have decent tongue game. As a gay boy big dicks are only fun to look at. I don’t need anything…

“At #TheCookout, the sounds of Motown, Stax and Cash Money play endlessly while song breaks are interspersed with snippets of speeches by Malcolm X and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. There’s a Marcus Garvey photo booth, and everybody gets their own plush Black Panther Beanie Baby.”

I never thought Dennis Rodman could be the only thing standing between America and nuclear war with North Korea, but here we are.

I don’t think there is a difference. I know there is a difference.

Scrooge is that you? I believe there are some orphans down the street you can put to work.

People that thank the difference between dressing and stuffing is whether it was cooked in the bird should only bring paper plates and plastic eating utensils to family gatherings. I wouldn’t even trust y’all to bring sodas.

In the spirit of the holiday, I was going to let it slide. Buuuttt, since you pointed it out . . .

My sister makes extra pans that she keeps hidden.

6. Rolls, while tasty, are momentary and don’t travel as well as cornbread. I feel that they go better with the post-meal grazing, after emerging from your food coma, but before you take leave.

“A 15 Step Guide On How To Talk To And Deal With The Trump Supporters In Your Family This Thanksgiving”

Look the person dead in the face and tell them you only eat human ass, the way the lord intended. Of course this could back fire but hey, everyone likes a good story.

(Said this on Facebook, but should repeat it here)

For clarity’s sake, the Asperger’s reference is from the most recent episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, where Larry David pretended to have Asperger’s to get out of a jam. Hence Larry David Brand Asperger’s. It’s not a dig at Asperger’s. It’s just saying that LaVar Ball…

This reminds me of a story all the elders in my family tell. They recall a group of whyte men coming to visit the family farm (cause for alarm). They were understandably nervous as the men began putting “poles” into the land and pulling out a thick black substance. A few weeks go buy and the men come back with “bigger…

Such a great read. This is what whyte folks don’t understand. This ish runs deep. My grandma is exactly the same way your grandma was. She told us many of the same types of stories and offered us the same types of life advice.

Jason Hamhock, upon learning the news (probably was wearing his porkpie hat):

#10. Maybe a shower like dude in The Crying Game.

I’m more interested in how these red flags didn’t disrupt your walk down the isle then the Tame Impala album...but I’ll put my nose back up. Tame Impala is legit though, my kid and I rock out to Same Ol Mistakes!!