Eep! I am abashed. If anyone’s got a better sausage powder formula, I’m all ears.

Sausage powder is the salt / pepper / thyme / ginger / cayenne pepper I describe. I don’t know if can be sprinkled on stuff, I just mix it with meat.

I see no lies here

1974 baby, but still....

It was so cool, once. What were we doing? This is how White people are going to look at crystal meth in 20 years.

I avoided all of this until you got me with #1. Well played.

#10 was THHHE dumbest

Turkey bacon is not better than real bacon, true. However, sausage is better than bacon, turkey sausage can be pretty good, AND gen-yoo-wine lean pork makes for pretty good sausage, if you know how! King Beauregard’s sausage recipe:

Where all those Black Republicans that are loud and proud about supporting Trump? Why aren’t the supporting.? Where are Tina and Omarosa? Any of them?

Somebody tried their poor little hearts out. BLM = Russians = Trump = The Clan... And Malcolm X thought we got hoodwinked. Damn.

Thanks for the information on watermelon. I never ate a lot of it because I’m not high on the taste. Still, it’s good to know it’s good for you, and that the stereotype of Black people and watermelon is BS. Also, being a scientist by trade, I feel your pain about the convention circuit. We’re HERE man.

“No one showered in high school. You practiced or played in a game, you put your school clothes back on, and then you went to Burger King.”

“Have a good time!”

Don’t mess wid a Jamaican woman pickney!!

It would be a race between me and my wife to see who would get there first. If they were lucky, it would be me.

I am sad that fade cream was even invented. It sounds so painful.

You sound like you’re homesick for Trumbull County, I thought I might make you feel like you were back home again:

Excuse my honestly...but since I consider y’all my VSFam, I have to say...That sounds awfully toxic. I’m not a mental health professional byt and means but it sounds like you’re seeking mommies validation through the form of always giving her what she asks for. I went to therapy to help me set proper boundaries not…

You’re doing it for your own peace of mind because she’s your mother and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Cause when it’s all said and done you know you did right by her.

Da fuck?! Damon are you trying to pick a fight here???