I got the hook up > Foolish > I’m bout it (possibly the worst movie I’ve ever sat through)

Those Pen and Pixel classics! Man, that was Photoshop abuse to the point where I wonder how they didn’t get sued.

I had blacked that out of my mind out of what I assume is trauma. NOOOOOO

Ill see your British Knights, and Raise you L.A. Gears with the light up soles.

#RIP Junkyard Dog. Loved watching that dude wrassle on Saturdays on The SuperStation, when I was coming up.

Women edition: (1)Visible signs of baby powder on the chest... Neck...Collarbone... Damned near on the ears. Bonus Points, if they wore a pair of overall-short set, a body suit and gold anklets on each ankle. (2) Black eyeliner around the lips with the Wet & Wild, red lipstick. (3) For the teens: straight bangs with…

Spot on with the Jheri Curl, now let us never speak of them again. Now let’s review a few things. Treach (of Naughty by Nature) has action movies that are so bad that they make DMX watchable. And speaking of movies there is the legacy of the bad ass Dolemite....

I almost spit out my wine reading your descriptions of these characters, but I NEVER waste wine.

Clean living. They might be f’ed up in the politics/business game, but those two jokers strike me as 8 hrs of sleep, Fresca drinking, 1 hr of cardio & weights per day-type dudes.

That is his skin a pale shade of lavender and pink?

You’re welcome ;).

Kellyann might have done too much tanning, drugs or alcohol and not enough sleeping back in the day. Lindsay Lohan is the perfect example of this she and her mother look the same age because of Lindsay’s late night partying and drugging. That stuff catches up to you. She’d look better if she’d gain a few pounds,…

I didn’t know one of the side effects of being a Terrible White Person was Methuselah Syndrome.

Agreed on Mitt Romney and Mike Pence. They’re rare examples of older White guys who look great for their age.

I don’t get how a Jewish dude gets to be that self-hating. That takes chutzpah.

In college, I had a White roommate who was a cock-blocking asshole. Like I literally had a fine Black woman in front of me ready to gimme the cookies, he was sitting at his bed studying, and he refused to decamp for the student center. (He also had this White girlfriend that somehow managed to have blonde hair, blue…

Is it me, or is this a dwight people thing alone? By that I mean evil spirits exist in all backgrounds, but it seems that hate/negative energy does some serious work on dwight folks appearances. By all accounts, Mugabe is a dirtbag, but he’s 93, and looking at him, you’d swear he’s mid late 70ish. Meanwhile, Kellyann…

I’m not religious or anything, but does anyone else see the two protuberances protruding from Miller’s forehead? I think he’s starting to grow devil horns.

I love that God proves his distate for folks by either making their foreheads look like pool balls or their faces look like rancid diapers.

I’m still awaiting answers as to why he looks like Joseph Goebbels.