Um, buy in bulk and sell for profit?

Um, buy in bulk and sell for profit?

Too long; didn't read. I have books to buy!

Too long; didn't read. I have books to buy!

Modernist cuisine, buy several and sell them for profit.

Modernist cuisine, buy several and sell them for profit.

Spiderman and the cap'n appear to be wearing tea cozies.

No child should be exposed to court-magnitude levels of boring.

Buuut... will they blend?

Buuut... will they blend?

I wouldn't argue with a member of the "glorious PC master race".

You see its all part of a plan to build vehicles that support CARgo aaand SHIPments. *rimshot*

Dear shia: now you're not famous anymore.

The writers dum down superman's intelligence and strength to human levels, and batman gets kryptonite mace.

This is just a tactic to distract us from the awful bat-fleck.

WOAAAAAH! The awesomeness just singed my eyebrows off.

Maybe you should, just sayin'.

lemme see, cookie cutters, thermometer, zester, meat tenderizer?, ice tongs, mandolin, reamer.

somebody recreate the last supper with j.j. as jesus, or maybe as judas

Pearl's doppelganger mouth looked and sounded like starfox64.

If someone fails to clap they aren't heard from again...

Check it out, they both use the same underside riveting. I guess "originality" has to come from somewhere.

Remember remember the fifth of Movember.

OOOh, I get it. they make this announcement so that as many people as possible will jump on board to beat the $20 price hike, that way if their $100 prime membership fails to earn money by loss of subscriptions and they revert to $80 they will still have made the money from all the extra people who joined in this…