MS PAINT!

Minus ten points for not combining the M.P.A.A. logo with the 007 SPECTRE octopus (topical!).

Future criticism you will hear about this trailer

"The English language is not equipped to express how unbelievably mind-blowingly awesome his ski run was"

I can 3d print this article....

...aaand I just understod the turtle reference

Make rocket go now!

6000 times the speed of light you say!?!?!?!? I was not aware that was what you meant. 6000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stars and galaxies accelerating together? wouldn't the acceleration affect millions of other planets in their respective orbits and paths?

Round 2, electric boogaloo !

The world is flat? Thanks Obama!

Thanks. I'm thinking that is fast enough to change the position of the stars in the sky, as they appear to us, which disproves Earth Plate™. Either that or the idea that such an enormous amount of energy can't simply be produced unexplained.

yes

Someone help me with the math on this one, if you've been accelerating constantly to maintain 1g for all the years of human existence (and then some) how incredibly fast would you be moving? Where is this acceleration coming from?

This is pretty awesome, I didn't expect to find a liftoff on the internet this morning. *eats popcorn*

Somewhere out in space, someone's heart skipped a beat.

Um, buy in bulk and sell for profit?

Um, buy in bulk and sell for profit?

Too long; didn't read. I have books to buy!

Too long; didn't read. I have books to buy!

Modernist cuisine, buy several and sell them for profit.

Modernist cuisine, buy several and sell them for profit.

Yeah, this webbing looks embedded, which is clever.