Crazy how much people overthink how complicated this all is. It’s really easy to understand!

Seriously. The answer isn’t to avoid being alone with women. The answer is to be able to be alone with a woman without acting like a creep.

Everything you ever needed to know about their relationship, in The New Yorker (of course):

I hope she left a diary with instructions to release at her funeral.

Liz helped make Trump, but in the end she thought he was an asshole, of course rightly so. He owes her an enormous debt, and yet like the shitbag he is, he will say nothing about her.

I think Trevor Noah said it best when he said he prays that beloved celebrities’ names are trending because they’re dead.

Mark Salling, Mark Salling...now where do I know that name...

I’ve always been very conflicted about Howard Stern. While I appreciated that a lot of his schtick was a put on I was usually pretty uncomfortable with it (and attributed that discomfort to a slightly prudish element of my personality) But his interviews have really been a treasure trove of confessions of really bad…

Fuck yes. This is courageous.

I’m curious. At any point, was there a dim warning light going off in your skull saying, a) this is the most obvious, hackish, unfunny joke in the world, and b) accusing someone of being too ugly to harass is the fastest way to declare yourself human garbage?

I want to see the portrait in Gwen’s attic.

And it was a hideously inappropriate thing to say about ANYONE, let alone a minor. It doesn’t matter if a person is closeted or wears a Lesbian Avenger tee shirt every day, public speculation about their sexuality is gross and wrong.

It sucks that Anna Paquin even has to justify why she didn’t talk about the incident sooner. Not only was it not her story to tell (especially given the fact that it involved Ellen Page’s sexuality and she only recently came out) but also IT SHOULD NOT BE A WOMAN’S JOB TO POLICE THE VILE BEHAVIOR OF MEN IN THEIR…

There is so much stupid I don’t even know where to start, but let’s try anyway.

Also, Alabama, if you do elect Moore, we will concede that we should have let you leave the Union and you should go ahead and do so posthaste.

I’m now in love with Lil Drac. And yes, he does rock.

A hefty FU to the multitudes of Gawker/Jezebel readers who flooded my comment a year or two ago angry because I said this guy’s brand of anti-sexist anti-racist comedy was itself sexist, racist and not particularly funny. I believed the rumors from the start. Also, as a man myself, believe me when i say C.K. is a…

The power I had over these women is that they admired me.