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Ohhhh no please not Jeffrey Tambor.... god dammit!!!! I’m surprised the Feldman story didn’t get more attention from Jez.

If you have to say it’s not a pyramid scheme....it’s probably a pyramid scheme.

How is Perez Hilton still a thing? I haven’t given this asshole a thought in ten years. Has anybody?

You know Mike Pence right now has his drawers down around his ankles getting his bare ass beaten with a bible as he and Mother lament in unison “Punish the sinners, Jesus Lord Savior and Moneymaker! Punish them hard.” Hee hee hee, take that you hate filled motherfucker.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

When I told my husband, he said, “Wow, like beat the shit out of him? That’s kind of awesome.” And I said no - beat him in the election. THEN WE CELEBRATED.

A trans woman defeating the guy who tried to pass a bathroom bill is the kind of poetic justice we need.

Hell, go full on Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and put it on him permanently.

This should be on his IMDB page.

Omarosa is the worst. A total narcissist like Trump.

I read this headline as EXPLICIT rather than illicit and was like...

her 39-person bridal party

Now playing

And Mormonism was born in the Holy Land of Rochester, New York.

Based on her account, I would bet good money the producer “boyfriend” knew exactly what he was doing by bringing her there and not going along when she wanted to leave. Feels like he might have brought him women before (or others had) and he knew the drill.

It’s probably pronounced “Nexium,” like the pill. But spelled “Nxivm,” because that’s what a self-absorbed asshole would do.

Ghost?

I went to this church just so I could say “hi” to Chopin’s heart. Not sure that’s the appropriate response, but it’s the one I had.

*calls lawyer*

I have the utmost respect for women