You mean get your shift together, amirite?

The Morning Shift consistently being posted before 10am makes me feel like I need to get my shit together.

I like pickups in this beater category. New pickups are such oversized penis-extension monstrosities. But I like these old beater pickups from the 90's that are relatively compact with a small cab and a long bed. Not so great as a daily driver, but perfect for hauling supplies for various home projects.

My wife had a Neon. Crap car. Total crap.

The same reason we pay for high schools to help make people better educated

Right, the wing is too much. I get embarrassed with my STi’s wing.

That's not how statement credits work.

What is a "Keep Out" and how did one specific pedestrian come to own it?

Have you ever seen a minivan go faster than 35 mph?

As far as mortgages go, my grandfather always taught us this:

Technically its an abomination.

Came in to post that. Unite, fellow pedant . . .

Just don't tell anyone that the PT Cruiser is technically classified as a wagon.

Gen Z needs to get off my lawn

I'm sure LA will definitely support two franchises, that's worked well in the past

*Me prior to clicking link*

I promise to be a great 3rd owner of a Focus RS

And how many people did the Purple People Eaters eat?

With the ongoing Ballghazi investigation and Brad Johnson's admitting to bribery, I'm hoping the NFL will investigate other scandals and/or conspiracy theories....mainly, I want to see the Giants investigated for stealing my Minnesota Vikings' radio signals during 41-doughnut. Also, burning jet fuel won't melt steel.

The absolute pressure inside the ball isn't 12.5 psi, though, it's 12.5 + atmosphere (14.7) so that gets you 27.2. Do the same math with that number and you get a drop of about 2 psi.