You mean get your shift together, amirite?

The Morning Shift consistently being posted before 10am makes me feel like I need to get my shit together.

For the thinking crowd, it didn’t need to be stated.

Android OS is only OS.

Duracell is also announcing a battery for electric cars later this year. It recharges from a handy spout you pour gasoline in.

I like pickups in this beater category. New pickups are such oversized penis-extension monstrosities. But I like these old beater pickups from the 90's that are relatively compact with a small cab and a long bed. Not so great as a daily driver, but perfect for hauling supplies for various home projects.

My wife had a Neon. Crap car. Total crap.

I would also like to add democrats, and mosquitoes to your list of things to get rid of.

Might as well sell it before China forecloses.

The same reason we pay for high schools to help make people better educated

Right, the wing is too much. I get embarrassed with my STi’s wing.

That's not how statement credits work.

What is a "Keep Out" and how did one specific pedestrian come to own it?

Have you ever seen a minivan go faster than 35 mph?

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from witchcraft.

This is witchcraft.

As far as mortgages go, my grandfather always taught us this:

Technically its an abomination.

Came in to post that. Unite, fellow pedant . . .

Just don't tell anyone that the PT Cruiser is technically classified as a wagon.