guys are fucking weird.

I think they’re equally bad.

She’s really not that impressive, but its okay for you to be into her!

It’s worth pointing out that European arts institutions give less fucks about the US opioid crisis than, say, american universities.

it is nice, thanks. I will never ever ever understand why americans put up with such paltry paid vacation. You guys are worth more. Wtf are your unions doing??? rise up and demand a decent amount of annual leave!

its ok to talk about anyone’s face. all faces are on the table. Happy now?

wow that sure sounds like the resume of a garbage human being, the result of the worst kind of exploitative money-grabbing patriarchal entitlement. 

Yeah, that’s very clear to us. a big part of the problem with you people is that you don’t care, and look how well that has turned out for the planet, the economy, everything. Thanks for not caring.

It’s like, she’s utterly irrelevant. There’s billions of shitty people out there with shitty opinions and I’m not wasting my time on them either. 

I am steeling grandma guilt-ray 

ugh, yesterday on the metro in brussels it seemed like it was no shower day. Some people’s BO is FOUL!! there is no way i would have raped any of them. But if everyone relies on BO to stop rape, I’m never going itno public again. Fuck it was bad, youcould practically TASTE the bo. ugh.

wow streisand looks AMAZING in that hat pic. holy smoke.

Most of my comedy heros are women. Caroline ahearne and victoria wood (RIPx2) sarah silverman, the list goes on. Hell even andi smith had some good lines. 

except i wouldn’t wish on any being the awful experience of having to swallow resmog’s foul flaccid flesh :(

Oh my god, every time i see that dead in a ditch line all i can think is, yes, that would definiately be one of the better outcomes of this perpetual clusterfuck

does this mean we won’t have to hear from nicki minaj ever again? 

right, but if she peels of the cover then her pile of sand will trickle down and get lost in the main body of the keyboard. a quandary.

came here to say the same thing. #finepeople

haha thanks mate :)

Is nepotism barbie old enough to run? i would love them to stand as the first father daughter incest ticket. Trump - trump 2020.