awesome hahah. go iceland!

You are describing my boyfriend. Its uncanny.

i’m glad aron looks like he’s off the meth. I would totally bang him now. yay!

wowwwwww, maybe that 5th double espresso was a bad idea.

there’s a verb missing in your first sentence what were you trying to write?

I googled stock photo of woman bc i’m progressive af, and i got her, so maybe they oculd run against each other?

anecdotes pls.

the sand?

asking someone when they lost their virginity is also not the same as asking someone to tell you about when they lost virginity, which is what the commenter said.

have a holly jolly christmas! it’s the best time of the year! oh, good golly have a holly jolly christmas this year!

IKR lol.

I love that you open you’re comment mansplaining etiquette with ‘fuck you’. 

/s, right?

because he’s old and tired and more than anything he wants to lie down.

killer punctuation. nailed it.

meghan mccain is toxically masculine?

She’s horrible at nuance.

what does you being gay have to do with it?

Its actually short for diplodocus, that’s a dinosaur with a long neck if you didn’t know.

cheeky