fucking a man?

1./2 point deducted for ‘slings and arrows’.

is it not katy perry that we hate? and nikii minaj and also um cardi b.

its just marketing. and her music is kinda forgettable. still she’s blonde thin and dressed in eyecatching outfits so, whatever lets all give her our munny.

Yeah this is a very mysterious part of the story also to me, like tbh what the fuck even is an eyelash extention? I mean I know stick on false eyelashes, but are extentions like a semi permanent weave that they braid into your existing eyelashes? and yeah, just trim them. 

I haven’t read any comments other than yours that make assumptions about her....

No, my partner does not have a vagine either.

Thanks! doesn’t it feel nice to share a helpful tip? 

To be clear, I’m not angry, I do sympathise (a lot, that sounds terrible) and you’re making a ton of assumptions about this woman’s life.

to be fair, only 4 results on the first page when i googled it were even from this year. Maybe all the ink that has been spilled on this just has really poor SEO?

good trustworthy people

Black people.  What do I win?

amy schumer tried that concept in one of her shows, i think it was called O’nutters and the guys placed their balls on your table. 

holy fuck you grew up in Saarland??? how in the hell did that happen?

my favourite bad lipreading vid is of Michelle saying that at the democratic convention, and they made it say

Hahaha great response :)

trolly trolly trolly

there’s an elephant in the room y’all.

and it staaaaanks!

that’s so good!

Sorry, what is that line labeled family??????