I worked in a bar where they had a speed dating night and i can confirm it looked bleak :( I was basically single until I was 28 and now I’m in a relationship with a guy that I think has basically run its course but I’m really hesitant to call it a day because i don’t think i could face dating again. intentionally…

crabs are so cute!

not that its really relevant but the guy is hideous, imagine being sexually predated by this zoidberg-looking slug. ugh i can’t.

non-vagina owner here, and I have so many questions.

is that chakira?

oo la la :)

Its brilliant.

keep fighting the good fight :)

thanks this makes sense :)

I would spell that toney. because it’s like high-tone. u know?

turns out they mean tone-y, like high tone places.

it’s not? how do you fry it? cut it lengthways?

WOW! I was intrigued by party fowl and i discovered that nashville hot chicken is apparently a thing (it seems to be fried chicken, but with cayenne pepper), but I didn’t see anything like that abumination.

ugly cover to a shitty book is good :)

“spite house” is a phrase i didn’t know i needed

da FUCK??? how did it go up so much in just a few years??

hahahh thank you for this

what does tony mean? when i read it in the article i thought it was a misprint of tiny.

dunno, maybe the interior is shitty anyway and she cn only get low-rent tenants, and this will encourage even trashier people to apply  so she can piss of the neighbours even more!

There was a story a bit like this in chelsea, london which is one of the most expensive post codes in the world, and someone painted like orange and lime green stripes on their house to piss off the neighbours, and the neighbours were duly pissed off and it made the national news. I was  totally team no-one, bunch of…