I love that she specifies she had them done locally, and the salon fucked em up.

yeah that’s what that expression means. Like when you bend a stick it bends and bends and then suddenly, it just snaps.

they all use cialis. hooray for boner pills!

Maybe she was hoping he’d have a stroke before she got down to her panties

I love when people tell you ‘everyone thought they were fluent.’

this spoke to me so much. I actually usually wish i hadn’t drunk cleaned. i can be pretty ruthless throwing stuff in the trash :(

did you invent the term disaster socialist?

the capitalization is spot on :)

Oh my god same, every time i see a pic of her i just think, dang. she was so good. RIP :(

Please try to educate your parents about truth based news!

I’m glad that ‘thanks, Obama’ is still a thing.

shouldn’t have looked.

is she getting a shoulder rub in that pic?

Everyone knows mass killers look like ordinary people and not like Voldemort.

are u kidding me? people see a pic of the white person that did it but still think a black person did it? How does that even work? did the study look into that? my mind is a-boggling.

I never really knew what the unibomber was all about, its such a weird sobriquet. like it makes me think of someone that just has the one bomb but that’s all they need because they’re so good at using it. also because it’s the definate article, it kind of makes it sound like a superhero. its not just A unibomber, this…

I love this I am seriously gonna be calling it a club from now on, thank you for ever =)

Hey I googled it and it turns out they’re right

héhé i enjoyed the snark :) That was a classic case of see the headline, click it and head straight down to the comments to SHARE YOUR VIEWS goddamit.

and their buttholes. lol