Lol, its a bat not a club but I like the idea of playing ball with a FUCKING CLUB.

Good that you changed the pic :)

Its so weird he sounds like he’s stumbled into some kids bedroom and has decided he’s going to try and tell them a bedtime story and this is his bedtime story voice. tldr he sounds fucking senile and deranged.

a larger wherever. you know what they say about black men??!

First lady catches husband’s brains with grace, aplomb.

America is a doggy dog world alright. That’s why I wouldn’t want to work there. But i do love it tho.

haha i KNEW it, you bastards.

human gestation period is 9 months.

You gain nothing by knowing his name and seeing his picture. anything you think you gain is imagined.

No.

at least you’re on their side. thats gotta count for something, right?

she looks so fucking dumb, jesus.

its always playing on a massive screen in my local airport, it’s pretty distasteful to see all those gurning idiots in knickers (and big feathery wings for some reason) when all i’m trying to do is ignore everyone and get to my fucking plane. fuck victoria’s secret and their bullshit worldview, and fuck their in your…

and still wins in 2020

that track, not block. jeez. if its gonna be stuck in your head at least don’t spoonerise the focken lyrics.

you mean you’re going to be forced to walk/run out?

what is a black santa and (dare I ask) why is it racist?

you should try the malanzanosalata

prosthesticals

there’s such a thing as prosthesticals for dogs? that’s so dumb. fuck those dog owners. animals should not be given cosmetic fucking surgery.