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the whole poontang
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so go read something else. but typos are everywhere, the soner you accept that, the less time you’ll spend in futile fulmination in the comments, and the happier you’ll be. good luck. xxo

your post is more interesting that the original article. Come on, what are some of your other lists???

For someone who works with words for a living, ‘I’m owning it and trying my hardest to lean in to it all’ is a load of cliché ridden btl snoozery.

yikes, snark factor 5 =)

how do we know she only suddenly took up terrorism? maybe she’s like a sleeper cell or whatever its called, just biding her sweet ass time while becoming a legendary artists over 6 DECADES! just as a cover. 

lol, that is such bs about ‘looking irish’ at a british airport.

hahah so much this, about the security personel. have u seen jerry seinfelds bit baout the TSA, it’s hullarious.

oh my god this is so gross!

lol, i love this :)

so true. like the victim said - she’s not responsible for his behaviour and his choices, and also, she only went public with his twitter handle after he didn’t leave her alone. He must be worried what his employers investigation will uncover. gross.

why tho? just be nice. 

Congrats on your positive take replying to this unnecessarily rude remark :)

wat what? bill clinton was impeach?

I feel like this post could use a proof read....

right? 

so true. the one in the back nodding his head, so cute :)

I would have banged him tho. sorry, i just would.

I blame her for nearly everything.

PREACH IT

OMG do you remember when obama tweeted a pic of his dog bo with a leach in his mouth, and captioned it ‘stop trying to make walkies happen, bo. it’s not going to happen’. ????? At that moment i knew i was totally head over heals butt crazy in love with obama.