the way she jiggles her boobs before she runs out after delivering that line is cinema GOLD

oh my god soooooooo good!

this is my favourite thing i have ever read!

That outfit does nothing for her.

i miss marching bands, we used to see them sometimes in my region, NW england, but now I don’t see them. sad!

i would be totally fine meeting beyonce. I worked the hat check room in a club in london where she had an aftershow party one time in like 2003, and she walked right by me i remember her weave looked groady. she didn’t stop but if she had i’d be fine. 

not to mention drinking out of styrophome is one of the most horrific things one can experience during peace time.