I saw the article title, noticed the phrase “calls cops”, made some assumptions about the involved parties. And obviously I was right.

You just couldn’t help but humblebrag about having a wife, and bread, could you?

That last clip is me when my wife gives me a look to indicate I’ve had too much of the bread for the table. And that’s how I respond while I take and eat the last remaining piece.

I’m just going to guess that Sergio Ramos’ number one idol is Draymond Green.

No. No it is not. 

I’m afraid I just Bleu myself

Starting East All-Stars

The NFL Did a Deal with Jameis Winston, Won’t Do a Deal with Colin Kaepernick

I had them as "Is England".

stupid sexy Iceland

Because they were supposed to be the fun, sexy darkhorse team and they ended up just being sexy.

I think it’s harsh to call Germany frauds, historically they’ve struggled in Russia.

you’re saying frog, right?

If North Korea can party with the United States, South Korea can party with Mexico. 

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

No. Wrong. You get borned into a team and you live and die and die some more with that team. You move to a different city, you still rail at the incompetent ownership and putrid coaching and talentless gutless bunch of overpaid has-beens who dare befoul the formerly proud uniform you idolized as a kid. You don’t adopt…

My first job after college was working on a locked, in-patient, psychiatric facility in a major city. We were a short-term place for people who were deemed to be a danger to themselves or others.

That W eating speech is still the worst thing he’s ever done