“Lady Bird stole the ball!!!”

It has nothing to do with Bogdan. He watched Lady Bird and was left unimpressed by the city.

Big if true.

Joly jell that’s a great pass.

A man, a plan, a canal, greatest football manager of all time Gareth Southgate.

Really enjoying Lauren’s coverage of what has been a really fun, exciting World Cup!

Fuck the Serbs. We both know they find the double headed eagle offensive because either they dislike the reminder of their genocidal past or they are still a bunch of nationalist, racist, fascist pricks who deserve the whole world to look at them with contempt. Again, fuck the Serbs.

Wow. That’s some heavy shit. I wish I’d known about this before the match. When Shaqiri scored and stripped his jersey off, I thought only of the announcers I’d heard during Stoke matches giving him stick for being a selfish player. This explains a HELL of a lot. Responding to fans who are mocking you with t-shirts of…

Maybe some soccer heads can explain, but why don’t you see that snap-hold-kick move on set pieces more often? It improved his angle on the goal pretty drastically, and it seemed like it capitalized on the Swedish defensive positioning.

Just like WW2, Germany making Swedes neutral with a lightning strike

Trinidad and Tobago don’t even have enough people to field half a team between the two countries?
Wow, the US really IS terrible at soccer!

That was pathetic. It became extremely easy to feel schadenfreude for Argentina in this game, but that just iced it. 

I don’t care how much you love Messi...the fact that a country of 40 Million people can get knocked out of the World Cup by a country of 300,000 is altogether awesome. 

Glad Rakitić got that goal. Only minutes earlier, one of these frauds intentionally kicked him in the face when he was on the ground.

they need to hide some Germans on their team

I’ll never understand sports. When I first heard that football teams have 55 players I thought, “wow, that’s over 100 players they must use a lot of balls.” Obviously I was upset when I saw they only use one even though each team has so many players. It would have been so simple to also include a second field that…