Shoulda used real turtles.

If by some you mean the majority, then yes.

Just don't let TAY's review format put you off. It's a cool site despite the format, and better yet, you don't have to use it.

Indeed.

Here's the proper picture.

Cool.

Thank you for the revision. The original had too much of a "let's shame a guy for not apologizing for something he didn't do in the right way" kind of tone. The new article feels more constructive. A discussion about the sometimes murky waters of consent is needed.

I'm sorry but I don't go 65mph, nuts first, on any kind of ride.

I'm sorry, but your headline really oversold it. This is approximately the level terror this inspired:

Dat's nufin

Ash used Crunch. It was super effective.

LOL, I have never not ONE time ever had a problem with the chips coming out of the can. EVER.

I know a few guys who could use this deal.

An exclusive calendar showcasing all the best used tablets traded into gamestop during its year of sale in provocative seasonal protective cases.

If GameStop ever goes up for sale, like, to avoid bankruptcy or something, I think they should offer potential buyers a preorder bonus. Maybe certain stores come in a collector's steelcase. Or maybe you'd get lenticulars of regional managers. Or something involving Cloud Strife.

You say, "That kids, is what it looks like when a house explodes." It's not like a pair of tits flew out the garage door.

For you, maybe. Living in Mexico you learn to decode this shit - and nails like that speak trouble for me. I wouldn't immediately say "cartel member" but I don't think I'd trust him.

I didn't hear anyone complain about Raiden in MGS2, and he wasn't ALMOST nude. And then you have Vamp and Solid Snake in MGS4, and Naked Snake in MGS3...