This has been the federal government’s coronavirus response in a nutshell: begrudgingly ordering up a half-baked solution it didn’t even end up using all that much.

You know what happens if I make a decision at work based on 2 year old data? I get super fired,  and I'm not putting anyone in immediate danger. 

Many people like their cars to reflect themselves.

In my non-Jeep owning opinion, I would only wave at people with:

Very thought provoking

I cannot be the only person who has let off the clutch “in neutral” only to find I’m still in gear. I could absolutely see this still being a possibility on a manual.

Like how the guy in the Jeep was like, “WASN’T US!” That’s about the time I’d be pissing myself.

The funny part is there was a T-Rex concept back in the 90s. This is it. 

The serious builds are mainly upgrades you can’t see.

*dips spatula into the new design, stirs, takes a taste*

It’s fucking awful!! but thank god for that latest tab!

It ain’t Torch’s fault that Trump supporters keep showing up as the idiots in the big story of the day.

I’m still processing “maladaptations” and “bad stigma for the motoring community...” What the ever-living hell?

I think stock for stock, you’d be hard pressed to find any environment the wrangler could do that the bronco couldn’t. You’d even be hard pressed to find an environment a wrangler could do that an old discovery LR4 couldn’t do. The advantages really only start showing up in the wrangler when you put yourself in a…

There is a place on Kinja for political spin and bias, and it isn’t Jalopnik.

Politics affects auto sales. Sorry your pro-Trump-ness is offended.

I hate to say it but it looks more and more like an FJ Cruiser with bigger back windows.

Things need to have flaws, including cars. When you sand the edges off something to make it “perfect”, it loses all those flaws that it had, but it also loses all those things that make it interesting or unique. When you’re trying to make a thing for everyone, you ultimately dilute that thing to the point of no longer…

The 2020 VW Harlequin Golf.

I could not support this more. That little sociopathic robot needs to feel it in his wallet for him to ever put any effort into keeping that garbage off Facebook.