I guess that’s ok if you think of work as a list of tasks that you need to tick off as you do them. There’s a reason workplace comedies are so popular, we recognize “work” as more than the actual task list.

Did my part to keep used vehicle demand high this weekend.

Doesn’t make me want a flatfender any less, though, that’s for sure.

I read that as “Its truly astonishing how many people spend $500 a month on bananas,” which I found hilarious

Neutral: I think I know why I am a little slumped.
I have almost no variation in my days, no matter how hard I try. The cognitive intake I need to replace is that which I used to take for granted: The commute, the walking, the people (my work campus has 10k plus people on it), the variation, the walks around campus,…

The goddamn Germans got nothing to do with it!

Get me a Diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper , I am in a goddamn hurry!

If you try this, make sure you spell ‘Reconnecting...’ correctly.  Otherwise the student might have made it.

I have never heard of anyone cold-setting aluminum but damn! I wouldn’t want to cold-set one, but the early aluminum cannondales are pretty (if a little heavy) and come with a steel fork with eyelets. Seems like they’d be a fun gravel rig.

The worst Grand Cherokee generation.

No.

Fun fact: 50% of NASCAR fans are attracted to the sport because it gives them hope that they, too, will someday have the courage to make a left turn despite the ensuing condemnation and ridicule from their peers.

“You do you. While motorcycles can be dangerous for everyone, they’re really mostly a danger to the people sitting on them, and I’m a big fan of letting people make their own decisions.”

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

But imagine how much MORE money they would bring in if they just stuck to sports...

wow rude?

I have a friend who is a time traveler. His name is Jim Spanfeller, and he is determined to bring the usability of websites from the late 1990s to the modern internet.

So do I, just not in my eye.