I threw out bacon fat from the lunch I made today. I am now filled with resolve to save all my bacon fat!

When I'm hiring I value cover letters above resumes. I've also been interviewed for (and even hired for) many jobs where my resume would not necessarily have shown that I was a great candidate, but where I was able to compellingly explain why I would be good at the job. It really depends on the type of job - if it's…

Ah. If it is a government-related agency, then the person who shared it could be up a creek, no paddle. Deservedly so.

Let me entice you with these images of coffee:

I wouldn't have gone any further than "I have worked with families under stress and deadlines before" were it me....but cover letters make us all spout wordy corporate lingo that we would never actually SAY of our own volition. I try to go with a polite version of "here's my resume my work experience is listed right…

This is frustrating because of the whole "need experience to get experience" thing we've all encountered— I was hired last year for my first salaried/big girl job, and its frustrating that even in the entry level world, no one wants to train anyone anymore— new applicants have to prove they know what they're doing…

It's not like the applicant is trying to equate experience at a shooting range or butcher shop. We all do this, especially when we're trying to change careers and need to explain how the skills on our resumes are relevant to the job description. It's especially hard when you're trying to get into something in the…

I spent 5 years of my career as a recruiter, three of them recruiting specifically for scientific fields. I would get resumes from people who took 3 chemistry classes in college and felt that because they "love makeup" or they were "born with it" that qualified them to be a cosmetic chemist.

Really curious about the type of victim's rights organization that allows its staff to share job applicants' cover letters to be mocked online. Yay privacy and respect! Suggest they re-evaluate staff they've already hired, and start looking for the a replacement for the bully that shared this.

Seems like a reasonable comparison to me. I've seen some horrible shit go down on Say Yes to the Dress among friends and family members of brides that borders on and is sometimes clearly abusive behavior.

The Cincy Zoo does a thing in the winter where you can come and walk around the place with the penguins. Which basically means you walk in circles as they scope the place out.

You should probably mark your snow-porn as NSFW.

Right. The fat in breast milk will separate when refrigerated just like in unhomogenized cows' milk. You just shake or swirl it back together before using.

I dunno about the sex in Hollywood, that might be a bit too taboo! Boobs! Peeenuses!

Seriously though, if they really want to point fingers at some real semi-hidden creepy shit in Hollywood, they should do a pedophilia statue.

-1 pt for calling yourself "Plastic Jesus". Not clever, not original, there's already a 40 y.o. song with that title.

If I bother looking for a rear view pic of this thing, will I be disappointed?

i don't think drug addiction in hollywood is hidden

Label the cocaine "debt" and it doubles as a Pulitzer-prize winning editorial cartoon.

Yay! I'm on a team!

sorry I used to defend him but dating a woman and then calling her a "dirty whore" post-mortem? of course he rapping about sleeping around is so cool yo. f.u. kanye.