My wardrobe desperately needs more onesies. All the onesies! Just not that one.

I was hoping it was because they had taken a wrong turn or something and were too illiterate to figure out how to get where they were going. I'll take it anyway. Good riddance!

Hitler was a painter. True story.

"Everyone is the US is exceptional and equal. As long as you're an educated white male. Those other people are just the grunt labor than ensures that daddy can buy a new jet this year. I'm talking about real people."

Right? When you point out objective measures in which the U.S. is way behind other counties (maternal mortality, life expectancy, etc) to people like this, their response tends to be along the lines of "Nuh uh cause we're the best." I've tried before, but now I've just given up.

It's true that there have been a few additions. However, most of the vaccines that were given then have been re-formulated in the interim such that they have much lower antigenic load. So it's really not directly comparable.

It's actually really common for adult's rubella titers to be low. I had to have two extra MMRs as an adult (fortunately before having kids) to get mine back up. The good thing is that rubella is still pretty rare in the U.S.

It also ignores other known issues, like the increased risk of febrile seizures when some vaccines are given later (i.e., on a "delayed schedule).

I always tell people to imagine how they feel after getting a vaccine and compare that to how they feel with a cold, or the flu. Actually getting sick stimulates your immune system to a far greater degree than getting vaccinated. So, unless parents literally keep their kids in a plastic bubble, baby's first cold will…

Thanks! I can't type. I'm fixing it now.

And this is why my kids (regardless of gender) are expected to learn how to cook/clean/change the oil on the car. Because there is nothing "masculine" (for guys) or "cute and endearing" (for women) about lacking basic life skills.

The Revlon Colorburst line is great (and cheap), both the lip balms and lip butters. They are fairly subtle if that's what you're looking for. They are slightly beyond a tinted chapstick but way more subtle than actual lipstick.

He should have had George (W.) Bush paint his portrait instead.

It was on a college group trip. In lieu of actually camping, we slept on the floor of a tiny, old rural firehouse.

I said "hey, do you want a massage?" to him while we were amongst a group of people sleeping on the floor of a firehouse. We got married three years later.

Does the photo shoot come with a matching purity ring?

It's a hard line to walk. Spackled without being flashy. As they point out, the heavy makeup looks much more washed-out (and therefore natural) onstage. But no bright colors for eyeshadow, no thick liner, etc. And I don't think there will be any black lipstick worn by any of the speakers.

The sad part is I'm sure there are plenty of non-fictional men out there who would love her for $1.4m. It works for guys and their trophy wives. At least she wouldn't be as lonely.

Not conservative, just "polished." Not slutty like you liberal ladies. Mustn't give any of the male politicians impure thoughts while the women are speaking.

Does anyone use bare minerals' new kinds of makeup? Like the liquid foundation or pressed eyeshadows? Is any of it any good? I thought their whole gimmick was just doing the loose formulations.