Or she could give it to a NICU and save preemies from NEC. But that's not nearly as lucrative or, you know, headline worthy.

My sister swears it's great for pink-eye, and while I totally agree with you about the skin thing, I draw the line at squirting milk in my kids eyes.

Yeah, the position of the statue makes it look like some bad porno scene. Maybe next year he'll do two statues having sex. I mean, the fact that there's sex in Hollywood is also secret and groundbreaking, right?

I'm not ok with with slut shaming, and I'm not sure why "who's the bigger whore" has to be a thing. However, if he's going to throw stones—that shower comment just shows that Kanye is the biggest whore of all of them.

Yup. I'm just going to lie down in a quiet room and hope it all goes away.

Just wait until it's North who's 17. Then we'll see what he feels about "getting in early." Classic male double standard paradox.

Although it was pretty funny when they had to issue the retraction/correction about the "no go zones" in Paris that they made up.

Because he can't possible be racist towards someone with a white parent. I mean, that's practically white, right?

How 1956. Next will be soda fountains and sock hops (or something, I'm really bad at history).

I can't wait until this summer so that I can remind my currently smug friends in California that snow is much better than the fires that they'll be having. Or at least that's what I tell myself to make -20 windchill bearable.

That would make sense, logically, but as it turns out, triclosan seems to select for multidrug resistant bacteria. It's not really understood why.

LUSH used to have a hair treatment with beer in it, but they got rid of it. It worked really well. I've never tried making my own but that's a great idea—maybe I'll try mixing beer in with my conditioner.

As a curly-haired girl I can attest that not using them on my hair has made it much shinier and less frizzy. It's not a matter of them being unsafe, just that they don't agree with my hair. (co-washing forever!!!!!!)

Of course he's hanging out with Scott Walker criticizing Obama and Islam. He's become a walking punch line.

Yes to eShakti! They have, by far, the cheapest custom sized clothes around. If you're really curvy it's hard to find off the rack stuff that fits. Ordering from them is way cheaper than custom tailoring.

Where's the booze and red meat? And do they have sephora there? They don't know me very well.

Of course there are people with Celiac, and gluten/wheat allergies, and gluten sensitivity, and those people absolutely have real disease and know what they're talking about. Unfortunately, those people are currently vastly outnumbered by people who don't have it and don't know what they're talking about.

I'm not an expert in this area of medicine, but from what I understand of plastics, a lot of the issue is about scar tissue. Whenever you sew a skin graft in a new location, you will get at least some scar tissue at the suture site. I don't have a dick personally, but I can imagine that having scar tissue on your…

Or maybe, after the woman has been drugged/passed out, now you have a rapist with access to a gun. What could go wrong?

Cutting edge research about dicks: what happens when men with too much money control science funding.