She’s trying to trade punches even though she sucks at it?

I started D&D on the first edition when I was twelve. I happen to be female. It was our habit to draw a representation of our characters and use them as screens so that other players couldn’t see your notes / character sheets. Myself and the other female player always drew our characters (not well) in the usual half…

If any of the above came down here to stump for Campbell, he’d lose even more potential voters. The national party supporting through funding is one thing (and a thing they should have been doing); sending liberal icons to publicly be the face of Campbell’s campaign is another thing entirely, and if you think that…

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

No idea how he got a hold of Louisiana Senate candidate David Duke’s speech.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

No matter how this game ends, never forget Pete Carroll is a 9/11 truther piece of shit. Fuck that guy.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

I’d love it a lot more if I though it would appeal to the average undecided voter in Colorado and Pennsylvania.

“Man...Business is really hurting at the shop. Any ideas?”
“I know, let’s get a dude who’s hair looks like a 70's pube-fro to come in and yell racist sports takes, while we give away free haircuts!”
“Why do I even ask you for help, Darren Rovell?”
“IT’S GOOD FOR THE BRAND!”

“We understood their one-dimensional offense. We successfully gameplanned for it. If you want to celebrate them despite their terrible offensive performance, than do so, but we declare that we figured out their offense and effectively stopped it.”

Which they did, but then the defense scored three touchdowns and the…

I don’t understand everyone praising him for his consistency. I mean, isn’t the point of having a Duncan is so that it can be up-and-down?

I love Tim Duncan and am saddened at his retirement, so in the spirit of stirring up some shit for no reason: if you think Kobe Bryant was the best player of their generation, and not Timmy, you are a raving madman, wandering the desert shoveling peyote into his mouth, lost in the grip of his own feverish…

Things that are equally painful but take less than an hour:

Generally speaking, this is the sort of thing that honestly bros, I've never had to deal with. When you're a beach towel at the Paladium Palace in Ibiza, life is so sweet that you forget that bad times are even a possibility. Shit, my day basically consists of being wrapped around the tight waist of a 20 year old…