Oh, a sarcasm detector. That's a really useful invention.

The A.V. Club

Tori Scott was there but she has mysteriously disappeared.

The Adventures of the Washed-Up Child Star in Alcoholism

This comment sounds like the set up to the best/worst Choose Your Own Adventure book.

Sorry. I didn't mean to touch off an existential crisis.

AUGH! It's like John Waters, Joan Rivers and Jocelyn Wildenstein got trapped in "The Fly" teleporter together.

I suppose this is a acceptable thing to tide me over until he can hopefully get Fruitcake made.

I'll take the dog shit, thank you.

I think it's possible I can make peace with Lin. I never expected the reboots, especially in a movie form, to be some sort of thoughtful exercise but after the old plot lines in blender that was Into Darkness I just hope that the they decide either try to do something original or at least adapt a plot line that…

Star Trek in general is just not really built for movies. The broader scope of TV plays to its strengths more. It gives story lines and ensemble casts room to breath. It was especially bad for the TNG cast since you can't focus on individual characters in a 1 1/2 to 2 hours movie like you can with one or two episodes…

Dayym girl. Your nacelles so fine I can't wait to breach your warp core!

A mirror universe plot line is probably the only plot line reboot/rehash I think that would work in the more action heavy direction they seem to be taking with the movies. It's the kind of outlandish storyline from TOS that you could really go balls to the wall with and make fun energetic movie with, and if we're…

*Lwaxana chastises you for your naughty thoughts*

You wish it was a Deviant Art fantasy.

"…..an Atari cartridge for video game/vessel of pure madness….."

"I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares." - Speaking of George W. Bush at the Correspondents Dinner

sarcasm spell overloads and causes the Spellplague

Yeah, it was a good thing that they took a rest after Enterprise. Field need to lie fallow for awhile but it is past time for them to try again. Rumor is that Netflix has been begging CBS to let them produce a Star Trek show since they saw the numbers they got by putting all the series in their line up (many of…

This was the problem with Enterprise too. It couldn't embrace the fact that it was a prequel and kept trying to shove TNG races into the show until the finally got wise in the fourth season, but by then it was too late.