Sorry friend, you are wrong. TONS of us are excited.

People were excited for Bernie Sanders. He lost.

Plenty of people are excited.

MLS is as good as Liga MX? Are you high? How often has an MLS team even played in the CONCACAF Champions League finals? (2) Every single won of the 8 in the Champions League era (2008-2009 season) has been won by a Mexican team and 6 of those finals matched up two Mexican teams. The idea that the leagues are even in…

INVISIBLE PENIS AND BALLS!

Please stay on topic in Jaguars Junction.

I’m like a douche, in that I’ve also been inside your mom’s vagina.

Is it me or are you a douche?

I like how they’re 2-5 and losing 19-7.

Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

Black president

This is so realistic I can’t even tell if it’s satire or not.

Trump lacks the stamina to fight off his own assassin.

But those cuck Dems would have expected a peacocking phony assassination attempt, and would have called Trump a beta.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

Not so fast though. Yeah if this was a real assassination attempt and Trump slunk off like some cuck that’s total beta behavior. On the other hand, he could be running game here and operating everyone. Peacocking via a phony assassination attempt is the ballsiest kind of peacocking and takes a true alpha to pull off.

Sure, you can invoke that law. Just hope your employer is scrupulous enough to not find a different reason to fire you later.

lol that’s funny that you’d think in the US employers even care if their employees vote. (not funny HAHA, funny sad)

It’s almost like you don’t know what an Op-Ed is.