Hi Mr. Simmons!

Reminder to self: Don’t go to a pancake breakfast with you.

The messed up part is that Baylor hasn’t dissolved their football program of their own free will. Harvard is doing the minimum, here.

We’ve reached a point where I have no idea if this is sarcasm.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Yeah. I still don’t think he actually faked the bloody sock. But I now believe he is the type of person who would do it.

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

“I consider myself to be more respectful to women than the average guy”

There is a difference between a casual remark and an email, as one newspaper found out in a recent libel suit. But more, if I were these women, I would expect that my fellow athletes view me as a sister or a colleague, not as meat to be graded.

It isn’t so much that his face stayed in motion when his skull stopped moving, more that his brain did. I don’t know that any helmet technology or rules change can prevent that from happening, and that is problematic.

Yes, it reminds me of my favorite German joke: Pushing someone down into the mud and laughing at them.

The same reason Roger Goodell does.

Wylliebensraum

I love the studio guys showing that classic German lightheartedness and sense of humor

Wyllie just doing his job making sure no one is offended.  

Andy Reid reaching into his pants to pull out his red challenge dildo

15 yard penalty for making it weird.

In the longer gif you see him smiling as he throws the flag.

This does not make it any less tragic and Josè any less amazing of a person, and anyone who says otherwise can go fuck themselves