I avoid ties by avoiding high-paying jobs that require me to wear them.

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

He’s a good teen

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

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Bowden: “My final thought on Trump is this. If all the immigrants come here, who will make the shoes that players can get for free?”

They should retire that number.

His story on why he’s walking away.

One day, when I am remembering some football guys, I will remember Arian Foster. He was a good football guy.

My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

“And I’ve seen 311 four times!”

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Personally I’m surprised Penn State let them get past 18.

As a brown person who gets called a Muslim by rabid assholes, I’m actually afraid of Trump’s followers going unhinged.

That’s not the soup nazi. That’s the pakistani restaurant owner. I never correct anyone on the internet, because who cares. But SEINFELD!!!

That’s not the Soup Nazi.

“THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO HEAR AND IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD THAT THIS POLITICIAN SAID THAT!!! IT’S LIKE HE’S ANTICIPATING WHAT I WANT TO HEAR AND THEN SAYING IT!!! I LIKE THIS GUY!!! PEOPLE WHO ARE POLICE OFFICERS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN OTHER PEOPLE!!! IN VIOLENT CONFRONTATIONS BETWEEN CIVILIANS AND POLICE OFFICERS, THE…

This all sounds made up - Borussia Monchengladbach, Bhoys, Motherwell, Scotland, the Holocaust

Jimmy Carter wants SEVERAL words.

Jimmy Carter wants a word.