If you’re planning to sell yourself short, sure. Not washing your hair for months and throwing a pie at a disgraced politician, who in turn beats the ever living fuck out of you, is a pretty attainable life goal.

Beaten and arrested for felony assault?

Cam has to sell that yogurt.

That’s such a good take. What is being done isn’t a threat to the game or America, it’s a threat to the fictional, everything is fine / racism is over narrative that people are erroneously tacking into the America that they believe exists.

As you say, though, these events are not random. They are byproducts of our terroristic foreign policy, which has caused relentless misery around the world and (surprise) come back to bite us in the ass. But people don’t seem very interested in fixing that.

Question: Do you have an understanding as to the word consent?

“Odin Lloyd died fuh that flag ya fahkin’ scumbags!”

McCourty is a smart dude (and a fellow Rutgers alum.)

There’s a white guy from Western Massachusetts in an Aaron Hernandez jersey that’s furious right now.

firefighters and nuns. but not sanitation workers. this is not about sanitation workers. never has been.

Yeah! Everyone knows it’s Missouri you say that about!

Ashley Madison mixer, most likely

I’ve never enjoyed a terrible meme more.

See you Sunday!

I honestly don’t know how much longer I can watch this shit.

Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

Of all the ammo to hit the NCAA with, this might be the highest caliber. I’ve never considered this, but do are “student athletes” provided with a laptop to use? Given how a significant portion of college courses hold course material online these days, I can’t imagine trying to attend a course without one.

As I understand no teacher or school official can lead the team in prayer. He could have said something like if you guys would like to pray you can do it now or we’ll have some quiet time now... But then a player would have to lead it, not a school official.