That’s because Nicolas Cage is a National Treasure.

Nicolas Cage once stole the Constitution to stop other people from stealing it.

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

90% of the people that read deadspin just want to make funny jokes in the comments.

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

Let me just say, as someone who has never suffered physical abuse of any kind and someone who would like to stay out of the fallout that seems to happen in the comment sections underneath these stories...

While I am a fan of NHL 93, I think the best hockey game was NHL Hitz. How many Limp Bizket songs did they play on the organ in NHL 93?

6 years old. Immense pain from a broken bone. Better fucking walk you weak little bitch.....

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

We also have the freedom to kneel if we want to when we hear the anthem. Or turn our backs. Or dance a jig. Those people died for her freedom to do that too.

And these are probably the same people who complain on Facebook about the scourge of academic “safe spaces” and the “pussification” of today’s youth.

It's a good thing people this sensitive have blanket license to harass and murder the people complaining about this very fact.

This is INFURIATING. When Lenny has something like The Salad Bowl and Lena Dunham isn’t objectifying black men because she so neurotic about her body I will believe she has talent beyond setting up decent shots. Her writing is terrible, but she does have a good eye for directing.

I much prefer the Kardashians. They’re just enjoying what the free market’s giving them.

If white feminism could be represented by one interview....

Or because she’s at the *Met Gala* surrounded by exclusively famous, wealthy, and/or exceptonal people and she just...didn’t register to him?

Right because reducing black men to racist stereotypes just to show how relatable and “not mainstream” you are isn’t hella cynical itself.

They’re both very racist.

so happy to know i’m not crazy. i read that quote about MBJ & Odell and all i could think was “what an entitled self-absorbed POS.” to single out two black men who probably weren’t even aware she was there and then to be upset that beckham didn’t pay attention to her is just gross. reading her comment, you’d think…