Possibly the greatest quote of this whole shitshow though comes from the head of the FA - “They were not tipsy, they were drunk. They don’t exist for us any more.” Read it with a Russian mobster accent “They do not exist anymore.” Clearly, they’re not Russian but its funnier that way.

I’m so tired of hearing people bitch and moan about all of these people who own trucks but don’t use them like “they’re supposed to be used.” Who the fuck is clarifying how they’re supposed to be used? I don’t have one but you know what? I wish I did. I bought my current DD, an xterra (which is a great vehicle btw),…

Hold the fuck up. Abortions are frowned upon and so-called “in poor taste”, but apparently just sticking a new born baby in a black “heated, padded box” for an undetermined amount of time until someone comes to take the baby out of said box is cool? Cool. Good to know that’s our plan for dealing with the problem of…

Right. That’s all well and good, but as DeMuro pointed out, what about the people who’s car simply won’t pass? They still need the car, and let’s not get into the whole “they can just take the bus” or “well then they don’t deserve to have a car” thing because that’s just idiotic and naive. Those people still have to…

Honestly, I think we might be on to something here. I’ve always hated how long pauses are in football.

How about 100 yards? And we’ll give them pads because they are tiny after all. And after awhile they might start bulking up to protect themselves more. Also lets put a ball in the middle of it so that we can define a clear winner.. See where I’m going with this?